Filed under: General | Tags: 44th President, America, Barack Obama, Obama, Politics, President, The World, United States, United States of America
We are a nation in dire need of reestablishment and heavy, but thorough modification.
Doused in the fickle premise of ‘Change’ and superfluous phrases like “Yes We Can,” Barack Obama is the president of the United States of America.
No matter how this thing would have been called, I would have never approved either way, no matter who was elected as president. Mostly because I try to stay objective and keep my mind open to anything I dislike about those involved in politics. It doesn’t mean I hate them. It just means that I would rather stick back and poke fun at who’s doing what rather than endorse in one of them
Race doesn’t mean a single thing here.
He’s not going to be ‘bringing’ these other hordes of people that aren’t American into the United States, either. The garbage you have heard that has presented you those claims is making me feel ennui.
It goes deeper than that.
“Change.” The stinkin’ premise of “Change” irritates me. It perturbs me in a sense where I can’t get my mindset wrapped around it, because the barking and no biting is ringing off the hook like a telephone call from an unremitting telemarketer.
Obama is inexperienced, and now he’s our unanimously-proclaimed ‘leader.’
His amount of years involved in politics aren’t suffice enough to show much on his report card, not to mention what has he ‘Changed’ specifically since becoming involved in politics?
The issues that most people have with him are pretty moronic, though. So let me bust that one out of the way. The whole gun law gig is pretty much said in overwrought fashion considering that the man cannot make laws (congress’s job, which features 535 members — stack 535 up against one. And you can’t say Obama will ‘make them’ change laws either, because all he can do is try to influence some of them, and those 535 people all have different opinions and thoughts, so it’s not likely to swing ins his favor), and the whole beef with being pro-abortion is silly. The premise there, in his view, is women’s choice — he’s not going to be enacting the procedure himself (I don’t agree with that, though, so don’t get any ideas), so don’t make the man out to be the official Anti-Christ.
The plan to send one to two brigades of forces to Iraq over the next 16 months (target date being 2010 in the end) to pull the troops out of Iraq seems like a far fetched plan, especially considering how many will die doing the task. The war needs to end, but having it do so in this fashion, it could be MORE than rather dangerous. Let’s not forget his plan to prevent terrorist attacks (some kind of crap about ’securing America’), what’s the premise there?
Stop talking now. Stop talking about what’s going to happen.
In four years, his term will be up, and we’ll judge how he’s done then.
As for now, and until then, in the words of Chris Jericho, can you pleaaaaase SHUT THE HELL UP?
Filed under: General | Tags: Barack Obama, Black People, Blogging, Don Imus, Races, Racism, Racism is Dumb, White People, Who Cares, Writing
It’s not just whites that are causing racial issues. It’s everybody (whites, blacks, Latinos, Dominican, Hispanic, Chinese, Asian, etc.).
Is there truly a race?
I’m white. My best friend, Tim, is black. I see no difference between he or I (besides us obviously being different people and him having different interests and opinions than I do). We’re both humans. We hang out all the time. Play sports, lift weights, piss people off. It’s all in good humor and fun. At the end of the day I see this guy as a human being, not of a color.
Yet we are all generalized. “White people. . . black people. . . Mexicans. . . Chinese, Japanese and Asian people.”
Why can’t this be stopped? The media, perhaps? The same media who goes out of its way to cause raucous in the world so tabloids will be created for precious newsletters and magazines. Could be. Or it could be people’s ignorance starting to drive into a more torrid force.
Today is Election Day, and a new president will eventually come out of this and step into office on January 20, 2009.
My ignorant ‘friend’ from school (not truly a friend — just someone I’m forced to hang out with during school hours) is incredibly racist for no reason, randomly yelling “FUCK N*GGERS!” in the hallways, then unremittingly screaming about his issues with Barack Obama’s skin color.
Then there are the few people who blatantly write “Black pplz takin over after Obama’s elected!” No, no. With a load of people yelling racist slurs and the other saying that “black people” (or ‘pplz’) are taking over after Obama is elected, no wonder there’s so much conflict arising.
Yet there’s always good people out there.
Except there’s one blog post that really pissed me off.
All of that to which I replied in a comment by saying:
How about we as a human race stop focusing on the color of one’s skin? All I’m going to say is, this post is one of the many epitomes of why there is such racial disparity being perpetuated throughout the world today, and because these “we love you white/black people, but. . .” posts keep forming, it’s almost impossible to circumvent. I know this post was about Don Imus and his ignorance, but why defer to people alike yourself, who are no different than you besides a difference of skin color, as “white people” instead of just “people”? Inaneness at its peak.
If you’re black, what’s the difference between you and I? Skin color? So? What matters? Scratch that, you aren’t black, and I’m not white. You’re human. I’m human. Stop the generalization. Stop the ignorance. Racism is the dumbest thing in the world. It will always exist, though, but at least we as humans can fight it off as much as possible during our tenure on earth.
Filed under: Satire | Tags: Barack Obama, Blogging, Comedy, Funny, Humor, John McCain, Politics, Satire, The World, WordPress
Sirs and mams, if there’s any truth to America, it’s that every single one of us is greedy. Really greedy. Really fucking greedy. And no good. Even WordPress, for example. WordPress is greedy because the spell check was once a powerhouse, but now it’s a shoddy piece of shit that nobody even thinks twice about before they say, “Oh, well, another blog filled with typos.”
America is going to hell in a hand basket. We’re either going to get a 70+ year old president named John McCain who’s been in office for years and hasn’t done anything significant, or we’ll get some Barack Obama character who is more inexperienced than a 12-year-old getting sprung over an Ava Devine porno.
Americans want their money any way possible. They’ll take it. Whether they have to murder somebody, give somebody a blowjob, screw their bosses, screw their secretaries, take it in the armpit, make sandwiches for your boss’s uncle’s second cousin’s nephew, they’ll take their money any day of the week.
Whatever the hell it is, they do it. The fact of the matter here is — in Bruce Campbell’s words — if you don’t have it, you need it. If you need it, you don’t have it. If you already possess all of it, what do you really need?
Dick Woodsworth, your clandestine presidential candidate that you will never see the whereabouts of because you have no fathomable clue of who he is. Do you?